Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Search

Well, I have to admit, I started with Craigslist. Casual encounters. Who knew such a thing existed? Certainly not me. I found out about it at work. A coworker frequently browsed the ads and would occasionally show me. We laughed and talked about how pathetic that was but in all reality I had no idea where to start. I didn't want it to be anyone that I knew well because that would be weird. But I am also very picky about my sexual partners so getting to know someone first was a must for me. Ironic I know.

The first ad I put out there resulted in a hundred emails within the first hour. Some with pictures!  When I would see an attachment I was like "oh great, I can see what they look like!" Ha!  I wasn't prepared to get pictures of their "manhood!" Guys are awfully proud of what they have below the belt! I didn't reply to any of them at first. I mean how can you weed through pictures of penis after penis? Besides they have to be cute enough that I won't vomit BEFORE they take their clothes off. I learned real quick which ones were manwhores and which ones weren't. I only replied to the reluctant ones. I also only replied to the ones with G rated pictures. I found Damon, John, and Todd. Two single men and one married. I was reluctant to reply to the married one. 

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

How I got here

Hubs did it... well not literally. We had always talked about having a threesome. I wanted two guys and he wanted two girls. But I never gave in for two reasons. 1. It is cheating And 2. I didn't know how I would react to seeing him with another woman. Nevermind that I am straight and have never even kissed a girl! I have been curious but Kitty licking ain't my thing. Blame it on knowing too much!

Last summer I lost someone dear to me. I got depressed. Needed an outlet. I caved. I started searching for our third. You wouldn't believe how easy it was for me and how hard it was for him! For every girl he talked to, I had 20 willing and waiting men! Gals if you think your man ain't cheatin think again!!! Two words. Ashley Madison. Set up a fake profile and go look for yourself.